JAKarta Jakarta the city of lasting impression
This year's chinese new year! ..and my whole family gather in jakarta to have a celebration.

Jakarta!

Arrived at 4 noon...greeted by the sights of roads and highways being flooded by rainwater...
(i just cant believe how radhitya manage to survive in this city -.-)

Due to the over-corrupted government......The funds that was being directed into building the roads...the water drainages were being re-directed smartly into the government's officials own pocket....thus...just a little drizzel..and he whole jakarta is being flooded....

but u guys dont need to worry so much ...."cause every jakartanians do have a submarine in their car garage...incase of emergency"....(quoted from radi-pedia )

story:
how The Rain cause harms to the environment.

4 noon...stuck in traffic jammed for 2 hours...
Can't go back to my own house...due to the road that connects the airport to my house is in the underwater state..we went to the nearest hotel stay overnight until the RAin STop.....(this only happen in jakarta i guess ) -.-
stayed in the hotel for 2 days

One incident that really i shouldnt write ...-.-but i'll write to let you guys read so you can decide weather my decision was right or not right!?

2 o'clock . cousin house

Me : Eh tommy , lets go walk walk lah...so bored at home!
Tom :hahaha but got jammed and it's raining
Me : aiya dont worry lah jammed a while only.....dont be a pussy ..come one...jammed at most 20 minutes!
Tom :hm...ok lah lets go ....

5 hours later in the jakarta highway...with plenty of cars...congested traffic...raining.....flooded road......

Me: F***! how come still jammed! NA** lah!!!! eh tom....i want to pee since 1 hour ago.

so being a biology student that graduated with a F9 on the certificate ( my reason ) i know that holding your bladder is not good...
so i decided to be flexible......:D

i asked tommy to get the mineral water bottle at the back seat...
i was driving tha car for the journey...even the driving school will not teach u this!

Me:tom sorry ah....really have to pee ...hehehe....nvm right!i ll pee at the right spot...so ur car is safe in my hands! :D

Tom:You know what!!! You are such an ass!!

Me: okok haha dont look or you might cry ! haha

so while driving...(in the jammed) trying to adjust the gas power of the car...so the engine will not die.....
take off my pants and ...it's so hard to PEE!!!
his car is so low(honda vios)...i cant even stand and pee properly...(for the guys:.....can u feel my sufferingT_T)

the second challenge was to shoot at the right spot...the 2 x 2 cm diameter mineral water mouth....-.- luckily!i am always so accurate.hahaa...

this momment ...i do thank the rain...hehehe
if not because of the rain....i bet the car on the front can see/witness what the hack i am doing....

however...last night...after getting back to PEkanbaru...i started to think and worry......i am afraid that maybe the front car do see .....and recorded it on the video ...post it on the net...-.-or perhaps my biggest fear ...the you tube......entittled...(brave man .pee and drive) or maybe worst(mad man peeing on the car while driving).....T_T...shit....i just hope that doesnt happen.....

here comes the question!
if u are in my possition.......what will you do?
haha already got an answer from a friend of mine.which she BEGged me to disclosed her name....she said she will find some ways to pee on her pants.....

haha anyway it's for u to decide that what i am doing is flexible brave or stupid...
but ill just keep doing the same if i am in traffic jammed!hahhahaha so when u see a bottle of yellow / colourless liquid on my car back seat...DONT EVER DRINK :D thx


------yohanes----------