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The handsome policeman
In the country where corruption takes place...money talks ... and Inul is drilling ... ( goyang ngebor ) Yesterday .... i got caught by the police while driving .for not putting seatbelt. = . = ( i know you are laughing your hairy ass off edward ) and just to let you know how corrupted my country is .. here's the conversation i am having .. police = Black ... tan ...quite handsome.. around 25+ yohanes police : knocking on the window shiled ...while driving on his motorbike ......pull over ! *(with a victorius smile and a super irritating tone ... imagine mr.singh calling Borath who hid under the chair and after 3 hours finally getting caught - thats how happy the policeman are .. ) yohanes: Yes sir...goodafternoon ..have you eaten dinner?? .. ( dont ask me why the fuck i ask him that = . = nervous ) *(trying my best to look as poor ever so they wont ask for money( yet i failed miserablly..T . T i mean how poor can you look ..17 and driving a car around the town ..= . = ) .. ..( i know i'll be in trouble ...lucky i have learnt the " art of butt licking " by having "Mr.singh face off almost everyday in the staircase with fellow unlucky man . borath radhitya ken-no-dick. erhm kennedy i mean .peace boy ...=p) yohanes: excuse me sir ...can i ask why am i being called .. *( with continuos grinning ..now i realized i must have looked like a rich idiotic chinese indonesian = . = ..)( rich + stupid ... =walking ATM machine .. ) police : You know you are wrong ??! ($_$) <-- ( his facial expression like winning a lottery ) yohanes: hah ??wrong meh ..... hak hak hak (forced laughing - my idiotic traits) ah ...really meh.. i wrong meh ??... (worse trying to be flirty with some STRAIGHT police man who must be thinking that he caught an idiotic rich chinese gay kid ........ ) police : Ya..follow me to the police office ... or you want to pay kopi money .. ( i was like WTF ...straight away ask for kopi money .. = . = entertain me first lah .... atleast if you dont have any jokes you tell the knock knock jokes right! ? ... ) police : knock knock .. (pervetic smile ) yohanes: whos there ?? police: police yohanes: police who ??? (flirty ) police: handsome policeman whose gonna catch and handcuff you!aw ... (forgive me for such fantasies in this blog XD ) hahaa yohanes : ok fine sir .. i am so sorry anyway ( trying to earn sympathy ) .( pulling out my wallet ...reaching out for 20 000 rupiah .. ) police: a a a ... ( no no no ) ...20 000 .. hahaha dont joke lah sir.. now oil prices have gone up ... 20 000 not even a full tank ... just now i follow your car also atleast 40 000 rupiah gone already you know ... yohanes: hahahahahhahahahhahaa...oh ya hor....sorry ya sorry ya..... :D ( inside my heart .. YOU MO**ER F**KER ..SO GONNA F*** YOU IN THE A** IF YOU CATCH ME AT NIGHT WHEN THE ROAD IS EMPTY ) police: ya .... better be sorry .. ( i was like..wtf .. = . = ) yohanes:reaching for 50 000... police: *no comment yohanes: (inside my heart...ah ...amen ..lucky only 50 000 )gave the money police:*cough cough ... yohanes:(wtf still dont want to go away ..T T) yes ?? police: you want me to detain your liscence ? yohanes : ahahahaha ( FU** YOU ) no lah ofcourse not... hahaha (reaching for another 50k i gave it all in 10k noted hahaha . ugly ugly rednotes just to make him pissed .. ) police: alright ..next time dont let me catch you again .. Have a good afternoon sir! :) goodbye and thankyou verymuch ..(he was so bloody happy !..i was like wtf for 100k ? hahaha even the law stated must pay atleast 1 million rupiah around 200$ sgd ) yohanes: you too :) .... close the window ... and cursed for the next 15 minutes in the car ...yet i feel victorius ... ( in my heart ... hahahahha stupid policeman ...100 k only cheapskate lah you take lah! somemore with all the ugly looking old notes of 10ks ( kid mentality haha ) ) around 10 o.clock at night ..when i counted my money = . = i realized when i gave him the ugly ugly red notes few of it were 100k ..which happend to be in the same colour! so total i gave him .. one 50 note .... 2 ten thousands...and 3 100k .. T _ T .......... total = 370 000 rupiah ..in the afternoon i was telling the family chaffuer of how stupid is the policeman and so and so ....= . = i realized that i am the real idiot everything happend in just 10 minutes .. = . = and my wallet feel so empty ...goodbye my money ....... lesson learned ...dont get mesmerised by the handsome policeman face when taking your money ..you might take out the wrong notes... T T....what an expensive lesson ... -yohanes |